The wooden stake for your budget woes...

I often wonder what sort of sound a vampire makes when you drive that wooden stake through his or her heart...

I expect it is not too unlike the shrill screams of consumerist junkie rage I've been hearing lately when I suggest that you don't have to spend more than $100K for a boat to go cruising on.

The need/want test is to consumer yachting what the wooden stake is to vampires...

Just saying.